The Arsenal

If NASA, DARPA, and Ghostbusters had a baby—it’d look like this.

Field Equipment & Experimental Tech

Orbital Sensor-Calibrated FLIR Arrays

Our thermal imaging units are calibrated using orbital spectrographs—yes, the same kind used on the ISS. These units can detect temperature shifts down to 0.001°C and map cold zones like ghostly fingerprints on reality.

Phase-Shift Resonance Scanners (PSRS)

Originally developed for submarine sonar stealth calibration, these scanners measure vibrations in the quantum fabric. Perfect for detecting dimensional rifts, sudden temporal displacement, or really angry poltergeists.

AI-Powered EVP Transcription Suite

Our proprietary LLM parses audio captures in real time, translating garbled anomalies into linguistically structured messages. In over 62 cases, we've caught full-sentence replies from non-corporeal sources—one of them quoted Nietzsche.

Muon Flux Detectors

Used in subterranean neutrino labs and borrowed (with permission-ish) from an experimental physics facility, these detect fluctuations in particle decay that often correlate with entity manifestation events. You won’t find these at RadioShack.

Atmospheric Ion Distortion Grids

Designed to visualize air ionization in real-time, these deployable grids convert fluctuations into holographic overlays, revealing ghost trails, spiritual residues, or in one case... a vortex that blinked back.

Quantum Entanglement Probes

Each unit is paired with an offsite quantum twin to track entanglement feedback when spirits disrupt local quantum states. If the probe pings and the twin echoes—it’s not interference. It’s something watching back.